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By Jeff Burk

Will you break out the large monsters which are rampaging the fuck from your urban? extraterrestrial beings are invading the Earth and their ray weapons flip humans into violent punk rockers. whilst, town is being overtaken through significant monsters more durable than Godzilla and Mothra mixed. you could decide to be a lone scientist trapped in a mystery govt lab on a distant island swarming with immense killer bugs, a badass punk rock chick with a eco-friendly mohawk stuck in a bar room brawl because the urban is going up in flames round her, or a table jockey compelled to undergo tedious place of work tasks whereas his development is being attacked via a gargantuan centipede with claws the scale of activities application cars. Which personality will you turn into? To turn into the scientist, flip to web page 149. To develop into the punk chick, flip to web page eleven. To turn into the place of work drone, flip to web page seventy seven. yet pick out correctly! you may overcome a fleet of alien saucers with the aid of a high-flying monster-slicing tremendous cat or drown in a massive monster's pool of sperm because it butt-fucks your place of work development. what's going to take place subsequent? that is as much as you! while the tale hits a fork within the street, you get to decide on which route to take. The finishing will continuously be assorted counting on your judgements. not just that, you could learn this ebook again and again for a brand new event whenever!

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You can’t consider the final time you had a drink. Your cloak of tanned human conceal whips opposed to your physique. part of you continue to shivers on the suppose of it. yet there isn't any scarcity of corpses and also you desire outfits. you are taking out your Walkman, a prize from the final raid, and positioned the headphones in your head. You push play and CIV fi lls your ears. ninety nine within the distance is a urban. You don’t recognize what it used to be referred to as. You don’t care, it doesn’t topic anymore. you will see saucers soaring over it and massive shapes relocating in the blackened and burned skeleton structures. you switch again and consider your military. Over ten-thousand robust, you've been going from city to city and town to urban collecting those that survived and feature been replaced. you're hoping at some point to have a wide adequate strength to take again the planet. a hundred A cat fl ies up from the mass of individuals and circles your head, its lengthy grey hair pulled tight opposed to its physique. The unusual animal looks the single nonhuman to were replaced and has been your ally for the earlier fi ve years. you switch again to town and hear the track, targeting the lyrics, pumping your self up for an additional assault. “Can’t wait yet another minute! ” The cat – his tag says “Mr. McWhiskers,” yet you may by no means convey your self to name him that – fl exes ten-inch-long claws because it seems to be to town. you'll find bloodlust in his eyes. this day could be one other lengthy day of demise and violence. similar to the day prior to this was once and the following day should be. yet that’s the realm you recognize and dwell in. you switch up the tune and smile, already salivating on the considered fi ghting and killing. larger make the easiest of it. the tip one hundred and one this can be the instant you’ve been awaiting. You’ve constantly recognized the shit was once going to hit the fan sooner or later. You admit that you simply weren’t awaiting intergalactic border-jumpers, but when that’s the hand God goes to deal, than that’s how you’ll play. you're the purely individual for 100 miles round, your citadel buried deep within the desolate tract. The fi rst saucers that fl ew overhead definitely weren’t anticipating there to be any human resistance means out right here. The surface-to-air missiles took them out quick. You display screen the worldwide state of affairs out of your underground bunker. one after the other, your whole worldwide contacts disappeared in addition to the entire media retailers. Any saucer that comes within reach is shot down by means of your protective process. The few huge creatures that come through are quick reduce to shreds through your patrolling gang of ninja robots. It quickly turns into transparent that you're the merely individual left. If a person goes to keep up those alien bastards, it is going to need to be you. you think about what your most sensible plan of action can be. Use the tremendous mystery weapon, flip to web page 147. Use the key large weapon, flip to web page sixty six. 102 Nelson is loopy. that's undeniable to you presently. He’s the captain of this sinking company send and he’s happening with the boat. yet now not with you. You spend a couple of moments drafting a manifesto after which print it out at the corporation letterhead. you will have it to be legally legitimate in fact.

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